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Beach Trip Summary

“I didn’t know Fez was Handy Manny.”

“When we went past the air port to get to the Chinese restaurant the plate of spaggitti was half gone.”

“Farm Town is digital heroin.”

“In here, like, if you had a chin especially, you’d have a sexy profile.”

“And this is when my dad realizes he’s in the car with three women.”

“Why do all the clouds on my side look like fetuses? Oh, wait. That one looks like a duck.”

“Did you fart?”

“Are you calling me fat?”

“I was getting ready to grab a plastic serrated knife and hack my own wrist open.”

“Kudzu!”

“I gotta pee!

“Those must be comfortable shoes, I bet you could walk all day in shoes like those and not feel a thing.”
“My feet hurt.”
“My momma always said you can tell a lot about a person by their shoes, where the go, where they've been. I've worn lots of shoes, I bet if I think about it real hard I can remember my first pair of shoes…”

“What was that for?”
“I saw a spider web.”
“Wouldn’t want that to dent the car.”
“Good thing you saw it in time, mom.”

“That’s not my name!”

“If I had a brain I would play with it.”

“That girl really shouldn’t look down while doing that. She could lose an eye.”

“Are you two going to run a muck?”

“Oh, my boobs got wet!”

“AAAHHH!!!...I found my string.”

“I just found a fish in my swim suit.”

“It’s the bulimia formula.”

“I gotta pee!”

“Oh God! I married Homer Simpson.”

“Your gonads aren’t going to fall off, are they?”

“That little seat becomes a 600 pound piece if butt floss.”

“Don’t bridges make you want to poop?”

“Queefer’s Bar and Grill?”

“Did you just fart at me, mom?

“I have to harvest my crops! We need to find the internet.”

“I was on a pristine, undisturbed beach with no one around, and I peed in the sand.”

“Thank God for the Japanese.”

“I’m going to pet an alligator on the nose.”

“I gotta pee!”

“My face fell down.”

“I’ll raise you a chicken or an hour in the field with your goat.”

“I don’t mean to be a douche bag, but are you a dwarf?”

“It are my birfday!”

“They’re brown, asshole!”

“You can’t say that in Baptist camp.”

“I’m commin’ ova’ thair!”

“Don’t stop believing. Hold on to the feeling. Streetlight people…”

“You’re a feminist!”

“The Bramutia Triangle isn’t the only black hole.”

“I gotta pee!”

“I don’t want anymore sunshine and fresh air.”

“Mommy! Katie’s pushing me into the sand!”

“I touched it and it went BLOOMP.”

“We sound like dying sea cows on helium.”

“Take the book with you and stop being a dumb ass.”

“It sounds like an angry cow.”

“It’s the kind that makes your skin flap around.”

“Oh look! They’re having sex.”

“I gotta pee!”

Imaginary Band/Album Cover....





1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to "Random quotations"
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use photoshop or similar to put it all together.

time to relax

I just graduated with my degree in therapeutic massage, so I felt like making icons to celebrate

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To do list:
*Take Developmental Psychology test
*Turn in service project paper & journals
*Write Abnormal Psychology paper & turn in
*Write in Abnormal Psychology discussion board
*Take Abnormal Psychology test
*Re-take other Abnormal Psychology test
*Finish internship journals
*Fill out internship questionnaire
*Write internship paper
*Turn in all internship stuff
*Study for American History test
*Take American History test
*Sale books
*GRADUATE!!!!!
*Vacation

Going Under


Save Me Drowning by =Iza87 on deviantART


Now I will tell you what I've done for you -
50 thousand tears I've cried.
Screaming, deceiving and bleeding for you -
And you still won't hear me.
(going under)
Don't want your hand this time - I'll save myself.
Maybe I'll wake up for once (wake up for once)
Not tormented daily defeated by you
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom

I'm dying again

I'm going under (going under)
Drowning in you (drowning in you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through
I'm going under

Blurring and stirring - the truth and the lies.
(So I don't know what's real) So I don't know what's real and what's not (and what's not)
Always confusing the thoughts in my head
So I can't trust myself anymore

I'm dying again

I'm going under (going under)
Drowning in you (drowning in you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through

I'm...

So go on and scream
Scream at me I'm so far away (so far away)
I won't be broken again (again)
I've got to breathe - I can't keep going under

I'm dying again

I'm going under (going under)
Drowning in you (drowning in you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break through

I'm going under (going under)
I'm going under (drowning in you)
I'm going under

~Evanescence